The Federation of -United European States- is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 873 million -United European States-ians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient -United European States-ian economy, worth 30.6 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,038 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown. -United European States-'s national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

-United European States- is ranked 84,796^th in the world and 46^th in Geopolity for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 323.38 on the Clooney Contribution Index.